Paula Deen Is Worse Than Pedophiles?

Paula Deen is famous because she embodies good 'ole American comfort food.  Whether it's because sugar drips from her hard southern "R's" or the fact that her infectious belly laugh birthed the buttery warm-fuzzy, Paula Deen is America's favorite Southern Grandma.

Paula's charm, no doubt, stems from her humble beginnings.  As a single mother of two boys with horrible agoraphobia, she started a food delivery service out of her own kitchen that grew into one of Georgia's most prized eateries.  She then catapulted to super-stardom after landing a show called, "Paula's Home Cooking" on The Food Network.    Since then she has used her fame to help eradicate childhood hunger.

What a horrible human being, huh?

Well, publicity-starved and Travel Channel host, Anthony Bourdain, thinks so. 

In a recent interview with TV Guide, the "No Reservation" host let his over-inflated ego get the better of him by saying that Deen was “the worst, most dangerous person to America.”

Really?

Out of all of the pedophiles, murderers and lowlifes - this asshat is going to pick on a woman who thinks pie is the key to happiness?

Naturally, he went further by stating:


“She revels in unholy connections with evil corporations, and she’s proud of the fact that her food is f--king bad for you.  I would think twice before telling an already obese nation that it is OK to eat food that is killing us.  Plus, her food sucks"

Them's fightin' words.  Paul Deen's food may be a lot of things - but "sucky" ain't one of them.  Plus, if you don't mind my saying:  You've eaten animal balls, Mr. Bourdain.  I hardly think your palate is on par with the rest of the nation.

I'll concede that Paula's food is fattening and unhealthy, but since when did Grandma's cooking have to be freakishly fat-free?  It is OK to indulge in comfort food every now and again and if you want healthy alternative - don't watch her show! There are loads of healthy cooking shows to watch - Paula Deen's is not responsible for the obesity problem in America.  If you're obese - DON'T EAT HER FOOD!  Good gracious, people are fully capable of making healthy choices - they just don't. 

Seriously Mr. Bourdain -  if you brought to this world even half the light that Paula Deen radiates, you wouldn't need to pick on sweet old ladies to bolster your ratings.  Why don't you just kick a puppy next time?